Christmas is a bad time for me. It’s like…..I can’t control my urges anymore. I want to buy everything for everyone, so instead of gaining a little extra money with the holiday bonuses I get, I end up almost scary broke and freaking out about bills at the end of the year. yeah.
- 72 Hours Remain - -
A special page for the next three days. Auto-detects current time/day as we approach the 21st and adjusts the music (and after a quick fix, the image) accordingly.
(If it is currently before 6am on December 18th where you live, it will just play the Song of Healing)
L-LOOK AT IT! <3 <3
(Source: aids-trees, via thecutesttentacle)
that is carved
THAT IS A ROCK
I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.
Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.
I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre
I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.
b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?
FUCKING BERNINI THO
DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.
HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.
OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS
SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.
IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?
OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!
This whole thread gave me life. LMAOOOO
That dude is epic and awesome and DAMNNNNNN
Reblogging because Bernini
almosttime for the annual melodramatic summary meme.
This was my year
now in color!