Christmas is a bad time for me. It’s like…..I can’t control my urges anymore. I want to buy everything for everyone, so instead of gaining a little extra money with the holiday bonuses I get, I end up almost scary broke and freaking out about bills at the end of the year. yeah.
A special page for the next three days. Auto-detects current time/day as we approach the 21st and adjusts the music (and after a quick fix, the image) accordingly.
(If it is currently before 6am on December 18th where you live, it will just play the Song of Healing)
L-LOOK AT IT! <3 <3
(Source: aids-trees, via thecutesttentacle)
andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:
hey guys
that is carved
from MARBLE
THAT IS A ROCK
WAT
I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.
Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.
Blown away
I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre
I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.
b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?
FUCKING BERNINI THO
FUCKING
BERNINI
DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.
HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.
OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS
SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.
IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?
OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!
BERNINI!
This whole thread gave me life. LMAOOOO
That dude is epic and awesome and DAMNNNNNN
Reblogging because Bernini
(Source: efedra)
It’s
almosttime for the annual melodramatic summary meme.
This was my year
(via oxboxer)
(Source: marlomeekins)
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…ANIMATORS
now in color!
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